Woody Allen Inspirational Quotes

Here are some inspirational quotes and tidbits from - "Life With Woody" - than can improve your outlook

Think like Woody Allen:

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

2. "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government."

(Enough said, eh?)

3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

(This is one of the classic ones - the issue about life's little problems not being so bad - until 'he' shows up. )

4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."

6. "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

7. "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

8. "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

(Ewwwwe Yuk!)

9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

The last twisty bit of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."

CYA!